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| Sister Ann! Is it true archeologists may have found the sarcophagus of Santa Claus? | |
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| Yes! His remains may be buried under 5th Century Church and The Catholic Church is waiting patiently for the results of the archeological dig. | |
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| So if Santa Claus is dead how does he come around every Christmas to give us presents? | |
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| Oh! That Guy! Is just a Stand-In to keep his Jolly Saint Spirit alive and so stupid people will spend frivolous money in memory of him! | |
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| Stand-In! Could I have a pair of sox for christmas and Sister Ann! said you rescued the good sister from a life of slavery and protected rich children from kidnappings! | |
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| OH! That Girl! You must be the new Stand-In! | |
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