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Jesus sends one of his minions to inform Brad Pitt that if he does not bend to his will, Jennifer Aniston will be executed as the sun rises Saturday morning...
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| Yay, believe in me and all will be forgiven, but fail me and my punishment will be swift! | |
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| I hear you master, and I will obey. | |
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| You bastard! You'll never get away with this! My heaping tablespoon of manly love-joy Brad will stop you! | |
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| He will bend to my will, or you will die! Pray Brad Pitt will stand by my side, holding a carboard " Stem Cells is Stem Hells!" sign on Saturday, pray for your sake...Ha ha ha ha ha ha! | |
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...and so, Jesus's servant delivers the message to Brad Pitt...
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| ...and those are my master's terms. Accept them, or Jennifer Aniston will die! | |
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| Screw off kid, I'm meeting Helena Bonham Carter for dinner and casual meaningless Hollywood sex in an hour. | |
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