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by Mister_Freeze2
8-03-01
Quickly losing pateince, Jesus sends another of his followers to persuade Brad Pitt.
So, Brad Pitt dares to defy me still, eh? Very well I will dispatch you, my cybernetic assassin "Judas-1", to teach him a lesson.
I OBEY...SHALL I REMOVE THE NAILS FROM YOUR HANDS AND ANKLES? THEY MIGHT GET INFECTED...
What? No, I want you to smite some of Brad Pitt's close friends so he'll attend my rally on Saturday...
HOLD ON A SECOND MASTER, I'LL GET SOME ANTISEPTIC AND A BAND-AID
Oh for God's sake forget about the nails! I'm fine! Just go and smite Helena Bonham Carter and Edward Norton!
YOU LOOK A BIT PALE MASTER, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE OR A BLANKET?
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