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I believe the children are the future. I believe the future is fucked. Have a nice day.
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Thomas Paine's Got Nothing on This!
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Mister_Owens
12-11-03
At a conference on teaching math...
We're going to show you how to teach math. First, find something that interests the children...
Ok.
Secondly, determine your students' weaknesses...
Ok.
Lastly, tell them that if they don't learn, then they'll kill Santa.
This conference rules!
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