WARNING! Side effects include but aren't limited to: Headache, dizziness, nausea, rectal trauma, followed by fleeting periods of mild to severe psychosis.
Honey, why is the baby laying fully dressed in the empty bathtub?
Sometime During Year Two: At a Friend's House
Honey, why is the baby eating wet dog food?
Year 3 - 7
I don't get it, we buy her all these fancy toys yet she's been sitting on the living room flloor playing with a pair of socks for the last three hours.
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