Blorb, when you first abducted me you were so tender and caring. I thought I would cry when you asked me to be your husband and live with you on your homeworld.
But we need to talk. I feel like lately you just don't pay any attention to me. You don't come to bed until after I'm asleep. You never tell me where you're at or when you'll be home.
Can you shut your mouth for like 5 zurms? if my team makes this zonk they advance to the finals!
Would you like me to make you another plate of nachos?