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by Moturd
7-18-17
Minneapolis P.D. --
Why'd you shoot that lady?
Sheer habit. In Somalia we always shoot women that report rapes.
You'd better say you were startled by something, like a loud sound.
I WAS startled by a loud sound. That was the loudest fart I ever heard.
I didn't fart. It's those leather seats in the patrol car! Every time I scooch my butt around a little it does that.
Well it sounded like a machine gun to me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Moturd says:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/20/officer-who-fatally-shot-justine-damond-turns-himself-in-charges-pending.html
posted Mar 20th, 2018 ( permalink )


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