The top story tonight on Liberal Media News is Nikolas Cruz, the teenager who shot dozens of children killing 17 of them.
Wow! 17! That Nikolas Cruz really set a record, huh? No one will beat that score for a long time! 17! Impressive!
Let's show more pictures of Nicolas Cruz and say his name over and over again. Here's an interview with his family and a melodramatic backstory about his life.
To recap: Nikolas Cruz is now the most famous person in America. Nikolas Cruz shot 17 children dead! Nicky Cruz! 17! Let's see his face some more!
Breaking news! A Nikolas Cruz copycat has just killed 36 students! We'll plaster his face and name on your TV just as soon as we have it!
Please enjoy this montage of Nicky 17 synchronized to music while we wait...
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