Moturd
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Nestle's Number Crunch

by Moturd
5-07-18

Nestle Headquarters, Switzerland


	Let me get this straight. We paid 7.2 Billion dollars to Starbucks so we can sell their coffee for them?


	That's right. Those out-of-store products are worth 2 Billion in revenue. That's 2 BILLION with a B.


	If we maintain a healthy 5% profit on sales, that's 100 Million every year! We can pay off the investment in only, let's see here... in only 72 years.


	Hey Mr. Nestle, I think you left a chocolate bar in your back pocket because it melted and is dripping out of your pants.


	Excuse me while I find an open window to jump from.

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