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by Moturd
5-07-18
Nestle Headquarters, Switzerland
Let me get this straight. We paid 7.2 Billion dollars to Starbucks so we can sell their coffee for them?
That's right. Those out-of-store products are worth 2 Billion in revenue. That's 2 BILLION with a B.
Mhmm
If we maintain a healthy 5% profit on sales, that's 100 Million every year! We can pay off the investment in only, let's see here... in only 72 years.
Hey Mr. Nestle, I think you left a chocolate bar in your back pocket because it melted and is dripping out of your pants.
Excuse me while I find an open window to jump from.
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Moturd says:

http://www.afr.com/news/world/nestl-to-pay-us72b-to-starbucks-to-jumpstart-coffee-business-20180507-h0zr7e
posted May 7th, 2018 ( permalink )


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