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Mitt Explains his Vote III
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Moturd
2-07-20
I'm forbidden to have sex with anyone who isn't my spouse. I don't even know your name!
Ben Dover--
Please don't make me do that!
--but my friends call me Benji.
Oh, you were only introducing yourself. I completely misunderstood.
I'm glad you caught that. Would have been embarassing, eh Mitt? Ha ha ha... Now bend over.
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