In the year 2030, the dire climate predictions have come true. Nothing survives but cockroaches, crispy bacon strips, the coal-powered Cadillac Escalade and a booming stock market.
I'm rich!
What a nightmare. I'd better warn my constituents.
...cow farts. And that's why we must all be vegans. Of course cows will go extinct since they have no natural habitat so let's give a big hand for their sacrifice.