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| My parents told me not to go to Florida for Spring Break because of the Wuhan virus. | |
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| Psh. They're just fogies. It's like the regular flu. It's only dangerous to old people. Let's get it on purpose. | |
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| After we get it once, we'll have immunity for the rest of our lives. We're smarter than any old boomers. | |
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| My teacher says boomers are racist homophobic robber barons! What do they know? It's our world now! | |
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| I'm so glad you enjoyed your little vacation in Florida, but Grandma and Uncle Lester died because of you. | |
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| Are you trying to guilt me into going to their funerals? You don't control me. I'm an adult! | |
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