MrHumorist  

I'm gonna need you to fax me over those new reports within the next couple of hours, and I'm gonna need you to not complain about it at all.

Ok.

So if you could just get right on that then I'd be one happy customer.

Ok.

So why are you still here?

(on hands free phone) Hold on a minute, let me call you back cause some jerk is trying to butt in our conversation.