MrHumorist  

I'm gonna need to check that package before you can enter the building sir.

Come on pal, you know me. It's Jim. Remember? I was your best man at your brother's cousin's wedding.

You've forced me to use my camoflage army skills.

Uhh...I can see you and you can see me so I don't really see how...

I am the terror of the dark!

Yeah, I'm just gonna use the back entrance thanks Bill...