It's largely the same routine for most general surgeries - first, you remove your clothing, and the scrub tech shaves the incision site ...
I'm glad he tells me these things beforehand ...
Then we wheel you into the OR, where you scoot over to the operating table, and the anesthetist tells you to count backwards from 100 as you breathe in the sleepy gas ...
... so there won't be any unpleasant surprises ...
Then we turn on the spotlights, uncover your naked body, and point and laugh at your shrivelled, flaccid genitalia ...
