Meanwhile, off the coast of the geothermally heated, glass-domed resort town of Thule ...
Looks like you're in over your head in gambling debts, and in dire need of assistance!
*glug* Help!
You, sir, could be the first to try my latest invention, the Prosthetic Gills (patent pending), absolutely free! To activate this fine product, simply jam tabs A and B into the sides of your neck ...
*glorp* OK ...
"... and for only an additional $29.95, I can include a can of shark repellant to prevent the resultant blood loss from starting a feeding frenzy!"
