Can You Help A Satan Out?

Author: Neo11

Date: May 10, 2018

by Neo11
5-10-18
Hey God, I feel awkward asking but I hear you are pretty good at working miracles. Well, ole Lucifer is feeling quite old these days. Can you make me young and strong again?
Oh now, that won't be necessary. Just remember, you are only as old as you feel and act
Really? Wow! Then I am 17 years old!
That's the spirit!
Now that I'm 17 again I'm going to need you to buy me beer
I don't think that's how this works