Having a Baby: Part III

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: April 7, 2004

So what are you going to name it?
Well, if it's a boy, I was thinking something like Mortimer. So everyone could call him Mort. Wouldn't that be cute?
Why not choose something that the kid wouldn't be picked on for?
Of course not.
Okay okay. Maybe I should call him Brainard, so everyone can call him Nard.