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| Wonder if mermaids have vaginas.... | |
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| You never got me the dead baby JesusFetis action figurine set I wanted, Santa. You've been naughty.... | |
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| H-hold on just a minute! I couldnt read what you wrote, you wrote it in blood! Come on, let me make it up to you? I'll get you anything, anything at all!!! | |
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| "Here is what you wanted. This is highly unorthodox, and if anyone ever asks you; you didnt get this from me. Love Santa. PS: Gave it a test ride, works pretty good. Dont tell Mrs. Claus" | |
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| Hey, you gawnna fock me er not, I wawnna git mah mohnee and git goin awnta mah next cohstimers... | |
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