Pandeist
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Pandeist; and so, a practitioner of Pandeism, a friend to pandeistically inclined Pandas, having panache with a frying pan.

Onanism.

by Pandeist
11-10-14


	So then I told Onan that he'd better go fuck his dead brother's wife, and get her good and knocked up.


	He refused, and jerked off instead!! So I did the only thing I could reasonably do under the circumstances, which was to strike him dead on the spot.


	Wait, did you strike him dead because he masturbated, or because he refused to follow your command?


	Um.... Yes. It definitely had to have been one of those two.