All comics by Paranoid

 

by Paranoid
11-08-01
One day after an encounter with some scary bitches, Bevan mysteriously lets his emotions run wild to a complete stranger whilst strolling in the park
Why does everyone pick on me? its all my daddy's fault for touching me in funny places when I was a small tyke! dam him dam him to hell!
Oh thats no good man! could you hold my pussy for a minute?
Bevan bearly escapes having to hold the pussy and decides to recover by sitting on a park bench when suddenly:
Oh my god I'm glad I escaped that psycho hello who's this?Jesus is that you?
Hello Bevan my son I come down to this scummy park to tell you that everything will be alright! I see big plans in your future including a brief interlude with Robbie williams! I must go I'm watchn u
Bevan after a hard day of revelations and let downs decides to get himself some mature muff! oooo lala
OOoooo shes a bit of alright and look at that rack on her, I might get me some if I'm lucky! its a shame I can't smile coz Im a sour prick!
OOooo Sexy mannnnn sexy mannnn! Just wot I need to get me motor goin a bit of a bonk with that young lad. I'm eat him up like a slab of cheese! yum yum hear i come!

 

by Paranoid
11-09-01
In the morning....
Today in the news ambulances rush to a nearby house where a man described as an 'Italian' dark haired tanned & surly man took hostage a young boy named Luke & afta hours of fightn shot him in da groin
Oh for f*** sake I have a date with Osama Bin Laden
Later that same day inside the house.......
Oh Who the Fu*k is that I bet its the pigs still outside tryn to negotiate well its a little bit late sorry I already shot Lukes nads off! buahaha thats wot ya get 4 pissing in me bath!!!
Ring ring.... ring ringggg
After finishing his pitiful convosation with the local pigs..........
I thought I told you son that everything was goin to b alrite now your gone and fucked things up again good n proper as you do! Jesus Christ (haha wot a pun) Y did u have to go and shoot Lukes balls?
I'm sorry Jesus I'm a bad bad boy you should spank me! I promise I'll neva shoot Luke in the nads again!

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