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| Today in the news ambulances rush to a nearby house where a man described as an 'Italian' dark haired tanned & surly man took hostage a young boy named Luke & afta hours of fightn shot him in da groin | |
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| Oh for f*** sake I have a date with Osama Bin Laden | |
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Later that same day inside the house.......
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| Oh Who the Fu*k is that I bet its the pigs still outside tryn to negotiate well its a little bit late sorry I already shot Lukes nads off! buahaha thats wot ya get 4 pissing in me bath!!! | |
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| Ring ring.... ring ringggg | |
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After finishing his pitiful convosation with the local pigs..........
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| I thought I told you son that everything was goin to b alrite now your gone and fucked things up again good n proper as you do! Jesus Christ (haha wot a pun) Y did u have to go and shoot Lukes balls? | |
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| I'm sorry Jesus I'm a bad bad boy you should spank me! I promise I'll neva shoot Luke in the nads again! | |
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