I feel like I wish I could slap some customers in the face. Is that bad?
Ha! No, I sometimes take orders from people, and I just want to stab them in the eye with my pen.
Oooo, or give them a judo chop to the voice box if they mispronounce 'espresso'
Yeah, or shave off the skin over their kneecaps with my sandwich knife.
...yeah, but we probably shouldn't do any of that.
Or stuff their mouth with a handful of our past due bills and set their hair on fire and kick them in the stomach until they put the fire out with their own vomit.
