Well, our little talk did not go well. She's totally convinced that they're going to be the perfect parents. They have no idea what they're getting into.
Well, my talk with him was pretty mellow. He's pretty chill about the whole "parent" thing.
She thinks that because she'd been a babysitter she can handle parenting. That's like saying running around the block qualifies you for the Boston Marathon.
HEE hee hee! Oh wow, that's so true!
Did you smoke weed with him or something?
No, I think I caught a contact buzz off his jacket.