Now that things have changed around here you don't host events anymore. Are you ever doing Open Mic again?
Funny you should mention that! We're going to host an Open Mic tomorrow night. 7pm.
No way! That's awesome. It'll give me the chance to try out my new routine.
Routine? Like comedy? I didn't know you were a comedian?
Well, I've actually never done it before, but I was thinking: I'll randomly pull an audience member on stage with me, then tell them embarrassing facts about my life to get a reaction. Funny, right?