Wait, are you suggesting your dad and I get drunk during the next family gathering?
If it helps get you through, yeah. That way my aunt and uncles can say whatever they want and not only will it not bother you, but you may not remember anything the next day, anyway.
Hmmmm....
I think that's the only way Grandpa does it.
Genius.
I'd say that's worthy of a free pass on cleaning my room.