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Hi, I'm RaRaRasputin. I've been working alongside Andy Dougan at the Evening Times for 26 years now. One of my fondest memories was during Andy's 'Queen' phase, when he sported a Freddy Mercury style moustache. Oh, the fun we had... I myself have been living out in Juarez for the best part of 43 years now. It's so much more sinful down south of the border that I just couldn't stand to go back to Arkansas. We've quite an ex-pat community down here, in fact, only yesterday John Cash stopped by for a brew. "My name is Sue, how do you do?", he said, "Now you gonna die!". Now that thar's comedy... Said Bruce Springsteen, "Born down in a dead man's town. The first kick I took was when I hit the ground. You end up like a dog that's been beat too much, till you spend half your life just covering up." And y'know, there's a lot of truth there Brucey.
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by RaRaRasputin
6-15-01
June, 1917. Northern France. War rages...
Bring, Bring
Holly shit Daschund. Obergrobenfuhrer yo mutha on the line. Fuck he want?
Ve ave reached an impasse. Ze English pigs have constructed near indestructable defenses, and ve are slowly bleeding our country's economy dry.
Great. Donner und Blitzen. They're bound to surrender. We're all going home early.
Ve ave zerefore decided to sacrifice your lives in one last futile push for...
Quick someone pull the phone line out. Right no one heard that order. We're all just going to have us some nice Sauerkraut instead. Okay?
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