Life's Lessons

Author: Ralph_Clark

Date: August 28, 2001

by Ralph_Clark
8-28-01
Hey Louis! Why don't you come with me and grab a cold brewski down at Dane's Bar?
Uh... thanks, but no thanks. I don't drink actually. I am morally opposed to it.
What's the matter are you a wussy, or something?
Well, I want you and your alcoholic friends to like me, so sure why not. I'm right behind you.
Remember this kids: Always agree to do stupid things right away. Because if you don't, people that you will forget in 5 years might make fun of you.