Well, it all started for me when I molested by my uncle at the age of 22...
After that experience, I decided it was time to head out west, where I got involved in snuff porn and prostitution, sucking guys off for $2 a spooge...
"Uh... Aren't you going to share with the children how you became a huge success in the blue-tooth technology sector?"
I getting to that! Now, after doing six months in jail for beastiality and assault, I then decided...
