Okayyyyyy... "Dear Lizzy... We, the management of Wee, Cheatum & Howe have been very impressed with the methods you've used to squeeze out every ounce of profit in your division..."
"Especially, your hiring of deaf and dumb illegals at below slave wages. Therefore, we have decided to give you the new title of 'Supreme Director of Peons'..."
"Supreme Director of Peons"! Kinda has a nice "ring" to it, eh, Stickboy?
