Got it. Um, is there anything else you'd like to add to your statement, senator?
Well, besides that I am not gay, I want it understood that I am a happily married man, and that I love my children, and, once-and-for-all, I AM NOT GAY!!
So, in other words: You're GAY.
Yes, I am... You got a problem with gay lifestyle?
No. Well, except for that whole taking-it-up-the-ass part...
