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| Wow, Dark Elf... This is your space-ship? It's so big inside! Can I drive? I'd love to drive. When I was a little girl, my dad let me drive the tractor on the farm until I ran over and killed... | |
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| ...his prized cow, Bossy. Speaking of being bossy, my older sister was always such a cunt to me. She'd never let me play with her Barbie doll. I got stuck with her hand-me-down... | |
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| ...Raggedy Ann. Speaking of Ann Landers, how is it she can still do her advice column when she's dead? Speaking of the dead, dad was really pissed when I killed his prized... | |
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| Don't these Earth women ever SHUT THE FUCK UP?? | |
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