Welcome, to Petey the Pirate's Gallery. I'm Petey... Arrrrrrggghh!
So, you're the one who painted these paintings?
Aye!
Hmm... This one looks like Blubeard butt-fucking Davey Jones over the barrel of a cannon...
I guess that's one [ arrrgh! ] interpretation...
Oh, it's no interpretation. You wrote their names on their bodies, and that is definitely an engorged twelve-inch cock Blue-beard's sporting. Trust me, I know...
