Wow! That's a mighty big cock you got there, TOBOR...
THE BETTER TO CORNHOLE YOU WITH!
Really? It's been a long while since anybody touched me. Okay. Your place or mine?
Uh, when TOBOR said, "you", he meant in the perjorative sense. Not necessarily you in the individual sense. I mean, what I was trying to say was, well, your a fat ugly bitch and-
APPARENTLY, "TOBOR" IS "ASSHOLE" SPELLED BACKWARDS!!
