As you know, I'm developing a new Star Trek show called, "Next Generation". Of course, I'm not offering the lead to William Shatner!
He's a no-talent hack, who's fat, bald and couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag!
Of course, I'm not going to tell him in person! Once he finds out he didn't get the part, I'm as dead as a black man walking through Selma, Alabama circa 1965!
