Unaware that her alcoholic husband was relieving himself on the side of the house after an all-night bender...
What the furniture polish??
...Lady J chews out her chihuahua, which she named after a lame-ass Mexican fast-food joint, for peeing on the welcome mat.
Did you do this, Taco Bell?
(Even though her husband eventually confessed to peeing on the floor mat, it was too late, as she had Taco bell put to sleep while her husband was on yet another bender; this time an all-dayer.)
