Listen, asshole... If, you're going to live here, you better be on time with your rent blowjobs! And, when I pay the utilities, you better give me blowjobs to cover your half!
What the hell are you talking about?
AND, if I ever catch you eating my food, I expect you to give me blowjobs on the spot! Am I going to have any problems getting blowjobs from you, whiteboy?
Oh, I get it... I'm in one of four_legged_tripod's "What if Blowjobs Meant Money" comic, right?
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