Okay, gentlemen and lady... Sales have dropped 129% in the last three quarters.
Therefore, to turn around our sales slump, I have devised a three-pronged plan of attack... It would have been more than three prongs, but I only have three toes on my left foot..
(Gene was starting to re-think hiring a chicken as his new sales manager.)
...and I was using my right foot to count the toes on my left. Techni-cally, they're not even toes. They're talons. Either way, I hope my ideas don't "lay an egg".
