He could have pushed me out of the way, but he just stood there while I was hit by a out-of-control tanker truck!
What a dick!
Now, he's banging my wife like a judge's gavel at an unruly divorce proceeding!
Does your wife have big breasts?
*The joke here is since he's wearing an eyepatch, he can only keep "an eye" on his wife having sex with Melvin. Or did he just mean his wife's tit ol' biggies?
Gigantic... But, what does that have to do with anything?
I could go to your house and keep an eye on them.*
