"The bet was if you could work in a bar for one year and not take a drink, which I know is tough for you since you're an alcoholic, while wearing a clown suit, then you'd get one million dollars."
"The good news is that you've met all the requirements and have won the bet."
What's the bad news?
"You didn't really have to wear the clown suit... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
