I hate to complain, but this has to be the slowest emergency room ever!
"Well, we are a little short handed during the holiday season... You're just going to have to be a little patient, sir."
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Patient? I've been here so long, I have a plant growing out of the top of my head, and this guy behind me is on his twenty-third Lunesta® sleep bender!
