"Ok guys, I needed to call a staff meeting. We've got a situation."
My aren't we getting fancy.
And to think I gave up doing porn for this.
"In short we're being sued. Someone filed a suit saying that we were being discriminatory to applicants on the basis of looks when we hired Helena"
You have got to be kidding.
What ambulance chasing moron would even try to sue a comic strip?
"I'll give you one guess."
Now once again, you suffered emotional trauma and feelings of rejection which caused you to seek professional help and medication.
Damn straight! After the interview me and Jolene must have downed about eight cans of Schlitz each before we broke out the Crazy Horse. Damn that stuff makes my nipples itch!
