"Bick....got your email about a Christmas strip with all the Ranger's World characters appearing and wishing the five or so people who actually read the strip a happy holiday...."
"....unfortunately most of us had other committments...."
"....but don't worry we arranged for some substitutes. - B"
Longhorn is evil! EVIL, people!! E-E-EVIL!!!
Where the hell is my Schlitz?! I ordered it an hour ago!!