"When we last saw Eugene, our systems administrator, he had made the mistake of fooling around with a particle beam which changed his appearance slightly."
So where is he now, you may ask?
Unfortunately when D&G took over they outsourced his job overseas. Strangely enough he followed....
Somewhere in Pakistan....
Alright...who wrote 'imperialist infidel' on a sticky note and left it on my monitor?!
Hey. Bone-boy. You parked your camel in my space again.