"Senator ***** would like to clarify his comments yesterday. They were taken out of context."
Naturally.
*sigh* Congressional aides are so funny.
"He was referring to finishing a soft drink before members of his Bass fishing club arrived for a meeting."
He has GOT to be kidding.
Wait for it....
"Even if it were true, getting a blowjob from a Russian prostitute is little more than an act of kindness. At least he didn't bang some fat intern...."
Ah....I take it this aide is right out of college?
Trinity Southern or Oral Roberts University, I believe.
