This just in from American Institute of Dietary Health....a new study finds that eating Corn Flakes can cause death!
And then leads to this....
Oh my God, did you hear....?
I had Frosted Flakes this morning. Does that count? I think I'm going to be sick....
We finally end up here.
So this study, funded by the Oatmeal lobby, tracked ten 90-year old males who ate Corn Flakes at least once in their lives and they all died. Eventually.
And some people dare say that this isn't the Golden Age of Science....
