"Undercover Brother 3" was the highest grossing film of 2005? Rush Limbaugh came out of the closet with the famous phrase "Let's face it, I like 'dick' and I don't mean Nixon"?
No.
Natalie Holloway was found alive, married to a tractor salesman named "Dutch" and working at a Denny's in Ohio? P. Diddy changed his name to Kyle Scott Jenkins?
Nope.
Michael Jackson donated half of the proceeds from his best selling double Platinum comeback album "Blacker than Ever" to the Center for Missing and Exploted Children?
Trust me. You're in the wrong timeline. But keep going....this is kinda funny.
