Son, I know you have a subscription to Danni's Hard Drive.
*sigh* Ok....
I'm just....very disappointed in you.
Dad, it's just a porn site. I'm not obsessed or anything. Every now and then I like to look at naked women. I don't see what the big deal is.
The big deal? The big deal is you have a frickin' Platinum membership and you didn't share with your old man! How long have you had a subscription?? I want the truth!
