Sir we have NOT found the body of James Hoffa. If you have filed a false report to the FBI for personal gain we will have to arrest you.
I understand, but you have to realize that if you do, you'll look like idiots. Again.
Especially when you consider a guy like me with a small brain and even smaller penis tricked you into digging up his yard so you could redo it at taxpayer expense.
On second thought we have no regrets. All leads must be verified. The FBI is in the business to protect freedom, and the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
Actually according to my landscaper the price of freedom today is $11, 543.12
