I'm from PETA. I want to save you from your life of servitude. Come with me.
Dude, I'm good. My owner is right over there. I had to take a leak.
The path of the wicked is paved with the hardened dead skin of denial.
I'm thinking this whole "I'm going to scare the shit out of you" thing isn't helping your pitch. You might want to work on your delivery a bit more....
